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  1. Masterwabbit

    Lucky rats….

    Anyways, that ending was…unexpected. And the music terribly 80s.

  2. Sputnik

    oh wow, the Jesus factor. cause a man dead for 2000 years can help you battle a chemical addiction.

    the 80s look terrible, being born in the 90s :P

  3. Jack

    i was laughing the whole time, then the jesus factor came in, and i fell off my chair…

  4. Bruce

    wow…everyone in my office is probably on cocaine!

  5. Dave

    I love the “Everything is terrible!” shot. Looks so happy and upbeat.

  6. Brzooza

    after seeing this i choose cocaine…Jesus factor…

  7. Icesnake

    It’s garbage like this that helped me realize that religion is the enemy of Mankind.

  8. Obscure Chris

    I will say this that although the video is outdated and laughable Teen Challenge has the highest success rate of recovering drug abusers than any other drug program

  9. MrMoon

    I get all amped up like high voltage.

  10. Stephen Schleicher

    Oh man, I don’t remember the 80s sucking that bad… then again, that could be because I was on cocaine with everyone else.

  11. Emanon73

    the 80s sucked. I was born in ’73 and saw plenty of its cheese.

  12. Izaak

    “But who? Who are… these People?”

    lol

  13. HECTORtheTURTLE

    @ Obscure Chris: I agree. I believe that the statistic refers to those who complete the full program. You can’t argue with results.
    That being said, these people “need a movie” – they might have better luck with Sharon & Fred!

  14. ScottC

    What would Jesus do? Cocaine, apparently…..

  15. bunnyrut

    Pastor David Wilkerson is the founder of the church i go to in NY. and he is still involved in helping children and teens get off the streets and off drugs. so i really do not see the humor in that. sorry guys. not lauging

  16. Lifeisaglitch

    User uses: Jesus factor

    Critical hit!

    Escobar: Has been defeated

    XD because life is nothing more than an RPG

  17. Bearbutt

    Praise God for Scott’s unlimited access to cheesy 80′s Mormon films!

  18. Fred

    Thanks Scott, I didn’t even know I was on cocaine until I saw this video. My addiction must be really bad for me to be in so much denial. I’d better go tell my parents, see if they have a pamphlet or something.

  19. koji

    OMG, “Everything is terrible!” xD

  20. Scott Fletcher

    I’m a buzzkill with Hector, Chris, and bunnyrut. The 20 year-old film definitely looked dated, and the host’s ‘walk-and-talk’ shots are lame, and the ‘sport-coat-sleeves-rolled-up-Miami-Vice-wanna-be’ always looked terrible (except for when I wore them), and “The Jesus Factor” was overt and very cliche… but I will not argue with what works.

    I stand firmly behind anyone who makes an attempt to keep kids away from crack, regardless of ideology or staleness of a video found on the Information Super Hallway.

  21. neillm

    “lost on crack)
    Blimey…that explains it all.
    Everyone involved in making “Lost” is on crack. There was no island…just a crack den.
    Damn you John Locke!

  22. Missing

    EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! :D

  23. Triarii

    Well that certainly explains why I’ve felt like crap the last two weeks! Thanks for letting me know I’m on crack mr 90s :D

  24. MrMiyamoto

    The cocaine rat shall rule us all!! :O

  25. Awlred

    “There are some great quotes in this

    “These People are Us…You, Me….”

    Well hell I didn’t know I was on Coke, but if you are then you have no right to tell me to stop.

    “Weep for your children…by the time their 10,11,12,13 they’ll be hooked on Crack”

    Where the Hell are they living

    And The Jesus Factor, Sounds like a TV Show looking for the next saviour. It’ll be hosted by Simon Cowell and he’l make snide comments about how he doesn’t feel salvation when someone does bad impersinations of Gospel Preachers.

  26. Novan Leon

    Dumbest video ever. I love the “EVERYTHING IN TERRIBLE” written in the stars at the end. Hilarious. I’d actually like to see the rest of the video, I bet there’s more stuff like this out there.

    PS. For those of you who use this to further cement your hatred for religion, it would help you to realize that there are fools in all walks of life, religious or not. If one group of religious fools is condemnation for all religion, then one group of secular fools should just as easily be considered condemnation for all of the non-religious… or so says your logic. Give it a rest.

  27. Fuji2001

    I like the shot that they used for “yuppies” and “hippies.” Nothing says yuppy like a pair of black guys in suites and hippies like a redneck mullet.

  28. Xalver

    This video was definitely a terrible video, quite funny. Teen Challenge is actually christian drug rehab group who claims to have quite good results. Although I really don’t think all the kids on the play ground will be doing crack before they’re 13…

  29. Diego S.

    disclaimer: the use of cocain may not always turn you into a stereotypical dumb blond surfer

  30. NeuroMan42

    Ugh… *raises hand*

  31. ownsmeister

    i stopped at “those are some impressive reasons for usin cocaine”.