So I am digging around in the quickly depleting bag of Doritos I have at my desk, and I come across this chicken nugget like thing. It appeared to be a solid mass of Dorito dust, but I had to find out for myself.
As you can see, it looks harmless enough. Maybe just a little painted rock, or a bit of bright orange corral. Nay. None of those things. A solid chuck of…stuff.
So I decided to crack it open a little bit and make sure there was nothing insidious inside.
As you can see, nothing of any real note here. No bugs living in it, no cocaine spilling out on the table. Just…stuff. So I decided to dig a little more, just to be sure.
Again, seems like there is nothing happening here. Same old thing. But this is when I took off for about and hour, and when I came back, there was some kind of weird orange nipple thing growing out of it.
True story.
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Hahahahaha, good one, Scott.
oh my.
OMG! Do all the straight guys know about this? Who needs a blow-up doll when you can grow your own boobies from Doritos crumbs?
That’s awesome. x-D
So it WAS a power up after all! But I’m not familiar with that game. I bet O is though.
Looks more like a Penis then a Boob to me… Always wondered about Scott.
You’re one sick puppy, Scott Johnson.
I’m surprised Doritos doesn’t use this in their advertising…
That’s Pure Flavor right there!
Don’t you know that you are not supposed to play with your food?
Is the orange corral anywhere near the OK Corral? Just wondering.
Dude, never eat those things. They taste like royal crap. I once had the thought that eating a super condensed Cheetoe would be great, so I ate one of those things. Yuck, bad idea.
(Though they do taste bad, I don’t think orange peels comes out of them.
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Finally! Technology has now progressed to the point where we don’t need women for our boobage… we can now just grow them like sea monkeys where ever when we’re in need of our bewbage!
Ha!
Those solid pieces of dust are the greatest tasting things ever.
i’s not the pigs it’s Doritos, that’s really how the swine flu is expanding around the world
scott this story is most likely not true which is why i am sad to inform you that i can never visit your site ever again.
Zomg! You found the source of Red Matter! Now Star Trek makes sense!
Hey wait a minute, that’s an orange!
@Gawl – guffaw
@jawbonerforlife – I already contacted Snopes.com and reported him.
I wondered what was up when we had to click to read more – made me smile Scott – ty!
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is that real??
i don’t eat doritos so..
anything is possible.
scary
There is a bad Chester joke in there somewhere…
Cheesy boobs: orange explosion…. The greatest snack ever or a punk rock band, you decide.
HAHAHAHA! boobie!
Haha, you went a long way for that one, but it was totally worth it
For the record, the orange nugget is real as rain.