We are a few short years away from being completely destroyed.

It was spewed from a black hole 28,000 light years from Earth and is vaporizing everything in its path, astronomers say!

“The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics,” announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

“The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent.”

That’s quite comforting I guess. It’s all supposed to happen in 2014. (Thanks, Korniko)