Oct 02

Top 176 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”

- By Scott Johnson on October 2nd, 2006

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

hehe.

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  1. Stignos
    Stignos
    October 2, 2006 at 12:58 pm | | Reply

    LoL…. This is funny… “In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering”… I would pay to see the movie with those modifications done…

  2. johnny
    johnny
    October 2, 2006 at 1:11 pm | | Reply

    what one well placed word can do. Hilarious.

  3. MoonWalker
    MoonWalker
    October 2, 2006 at 1:14 pm | | Reply

    Pantsastic!

  4. Randy
    Randy
    October 2, 2006 at 1:17 pm | | Reply

    I was doing good until I read “I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.” Now I am laughing so hard I might pee my pants.

  5. Cyborg Commando
    Cyborg Commando
    October 2, 2006 at 1:33 pm | | Reply

    So old, yet so gold. I remember viewing the original page in the early 90′s. o_O

  6. TheKeck
    TheKeck
    October 2, 2006 at 2:44 pm | | Reply

    Here’s a tagential aside. A very geeky pet peeve, if you will…

    Does anybody else HATE whenever anybody says, “Luke, I am your father”? (Especially if they put the emphasis on father.)

    It’s not even A FREAKING QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE!! The quote is, “No, I am your father”, and the empasis is on “I”. Tell me I’m not alone here.

  7. Joshua
    Joshua
    October 2, 2006 at 7:06 pm | | Reply

    THKeck, you are a GEEK! But thanks for pointing that out. :)

  8. ttancm
    ttancm
    October 3, 2006 at 4:03 am | | Reply

    That was really good. Very, very stupid, immature, and hilarious. Thanks.

  9. Laserwulf
    Laserwulf
    October 3, 2006 at 6:42 am | | Reply

    “I don’t think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants.”
    “So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.”

    I could not stop laughing for the whole time I read the list.

    TheKeck? Using the phrase “tagential aside” (tangent?) seems way more geeky than the attention to detail. :)

  10. K
    K
    October 3, 2006 at 7:11 am | | Reply

    This one: “I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants” had me in stitches!!!! Brilliant stuff

  11. Zoe
    Zoe
    October 3, 2006 at 8:39 am | | Reply

    TheKeck it bothers me as well, but less because of the innacuracy of the quote and more because it’s an overused and outdated movie reference.

  12. Rezlow
    Rezlow
    October 3, 2006 at 2:02 pm | | Reply

    As soon as I read the tag line Scott put up, the first line that came to mind was:

    “I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

    And then I read it… it was all downhill laughing from there.

    XD

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