The ULTRA controller. :)

Not sure what I find funnier, the controller itself, or the crap translation:

Move over PS3, Nintendo Revolution or XBOX 360… this is the Streamline, the “Shooting/Fishing/Aracde Game Machine”. All-in-one with 38 games… and icing on the sushi: you can connect it straight onto your TV… I already see Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft tremble with fear for this Streamline!

This is most worthy of your clicky. (Thanks, Kotaku.)