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Just a few items to complain about. How about you?

- People that use pink fonts in their IM messages. STOP THAT!!!

- My desk is just to the side of the office kitchen, and my shirt currently smells like pot stickers.

- The Chevron guy keeps asking me if I want to use “credit or debit” with the Chevron card I give him. THERE IS NO OPTION FOR DEBIT! IT’S THEIR CARD! Sheesh….

- Windows. Just…Windows.

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Discussion (32) ¬

  1. Peruchito

    ohhh man, do they make you use a windows machine at work? they should offer you workers comp

  2. Hawkito

    Sorry man…only Macs at my job. Well the account people have PC’s.

  3. Gene

    I’m beginning to think that there simply needs to be a section of the page thats dedicated to “Jerk of the Moment”.

  4. shoan

    since you smell like potstickers has anyone tried to dip you in sause yet or at least lick you ?

  5. TheBlunderbuss

    My browser generated
    “My desk is just to the side of the office kitchen, and my shirt currently smells like pot”
    in a single line, leaving out “stickers.”

  6. Laffable

    Please don’t hit us Papa Johnson!!

  7. MisterInvisible

    This is what’s bugging me today:
    http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=195361

    Too close to home. YIKES!

  8. Das Pumpo

    If you want I have some extra windex – maybe you would enjoy windows more if they were clean ;-)

  9. Triarii

    How about..

    - People that whine about a free comic.

    Think that would be a good one :d

    The one that’s getting me today is “-Trying to fit a 6′ wardrobe into a 5′ gap… to no end :(

  10. dvallej

    @scott: that video rock, very funny :P , she rocks, thx

  11. TheLanyard

    Javascript. Javascript irks me.

    Sunny weekdays stuck in the office. Rainy weekends stuck in the apartment. And when the weather finally calms down, it’ll be June and 100°F out…

  12. Velt Cardio

    Mmmmmh… interesting Mr Jonhson…
    We will go on tomorrow with the electroshock terapy….

    Nah, really, thats not that bad. I mean, windows, you always complain about it, are you sure you know how to use it? Because maybe you work too much with mac (which is not that good).
    The pink fonts, live and let live, who cares…
    The kitchen smell, i would try to change my desktop place.

  13. kitzkar

    - searching for an apartment.
    - exams
    - people that contact me on messenger just to say “hi” when I’m really busy.
    - Andrew not returning to ELR. *runs*

  14. I Ludicrous

    @ Velt Cardio: I work with Windows for a living. Windows sucks. I spent 4 hours on the phone with Microsoft’s support people this morning, and *they* can’t make it work. This si a simple Windows Update, for frack’s sake!

    Using Windows ought to be reserved for punishing genocidal maniacs or some equally heinous crimes.

    You go, Scott! In fact, go further away, your shirt smells funny…

  15. Lifeisaglitch

    Scott you look like you smell… bad *runs* (Faster then Kitzkar)

  16. Mike slc

    Ding Pong says:

    ” Hey Scott, you so dumb, why you complain about smell like pot sticker?!? Pot sticker good smell!!! I be happy to smell like pot sticker!!! Pot sticker smell big improvement over what Scott usually smell like!!! “

  17. Scott

    lol!!

  18. Dr.D

    Duct tape… My journeyman that im working with. Traffic. Gas Prices.

  19. Gene

    Oh yea… my personal Jerk of the Moment is the item I ordered from China…. and no its not WoW gold.

  20. TitoBob

    1) My IT boss wants me to come up with a project estimate when we don’t even know what the requirements are. She says, “Before we can get the requirements, and I need your estimate to get the project approved.”

    2) I’m still catching up with Battlestar Galactica (up to Season 2, episode 4), and thanks to a certain webcomic I already know that a certain character dies. Thanks a frakking lot, Scott!!

    3) People who ask what time Midnight Mass is.

  21. Flamekebab

    *mutters that anyone complaining about “gas prices” should see the price in the UK*

    Windows, well, Windows doesn’t annoy me, I use Linux. :p
    I’m annoyed that I’ve just had my hair cut and until it grows back a little I look like a twit.
    That and FUCKING COURIERS!
    Why are UK couriers so useless?
    Next day delivery, my arse!

  22. Bonnie Sue Cahill

    Nice photo!

  23. dhelor

    Mmmmm…. Scott Johnson…

    Err, I mean…. ummm…. Mmmm… pot stickers…

  24. Squinky

    That picture of you needs a word bubble with “You damn kids get off my lawn!”.

  25. Mephion

    - Got my work laptop back today, my login info was removed. The admin and current login is passworded (family borrows stuff ftl =( ). So I’m locked out now.

    - My keyboard for my desktop apparently decided its ready to retire.

    -Warlocks who lifetap to 400 health and then complain when they die, bandage maybe?

    -No matter how hard try to understand it, Flash eludes me =(

  26. Rodrigo

    I use pink fonts on ELR live chat.

  27. Mike slc

    Ding Pong says:

    ” Hey Scott, you so dumb, why you complain about smell like pot sticker?!? Pot sticker good smell!!! I be happy to smell like pot sticker!!! Pot sticker smell big improvement over what Scott usually smell like!!! “

    Hey Scott, I want to hear you…er…I mean Ding Pong actually say that, record it and play it on the next podcast! If you do I’ll buy you a soda pop and a bag of chips!

  28. Laserwulf

    My girlfriend uses pink fonts. Maybe it’s revenge for me getting her hooked on Guild Wars and the Sim City card game.

  29. XmasB

    I had to check… Nope, not using pink font in IM. But a brownish bold arial, is that still ok?

    I’m using both Windows and XP and Vista on my two machines at work. No complaints so far…

  30. Rico

    For a Tech guy Scott, I’m always a bit surprised how much trouble you have with Windows. Is it specific applications? Some apps just don’t work well with Windows – period. Those I avoid. But, in Win XP on my home machines and work box I never seem to have any trouble anymore. Of course, my home machines are all built by me and fine tuned to perfection! ;)

    P.S. The only thing that bugs me daily are bad drivers. Especially in Detroit. They don’t know what a red light means!

  31. RaXha

    No worries Scott, I just finished up my intro for ELTV and it turned out quite good. And it just might cheer you up :)

    And yes, windows is a pain in the a**.. :P

  32. Kevin

    “Oh yea… my personal Jerk of the Moment is the item I ordered from China…. and no its not WoW gold.”

    Bride or Baby?