So where is my Tricorder app?

Here I am, since early August, a new iPhone owner, loving the app store and the cool ideas people are putting out there for us to use, wondering all the while where my tricorder app is? Come on!! You have to be kidding me? This has to be not only fun to do, but relatively simple. And all the stuff needs to do is support the once fictional touch screen buttons bringing up various bits of fakery.

So I call you out, lone iPhone app developer, to get off your can and get working on the best thing you’ll do all week!