Santas warned ‘ho ho ho’ offensive to women


These are the kinds of things that make me want to pee all over everyone.

Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha” instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Source of the retardation. Thanks, Paul.