1. It’s called “Action News,” but no station letters are given next to the 7. Station letters are ALWAYS given.
2. He calls for the water and the person is right there with it. He doesn’t look up, he just starts calling for it, and the person knows exactly what he’s asking for and just happens to be holding it.
3. That’s some really bad acting by the news reporter.
seems fake to me. the reactions from the other people just seem really unnatural to me. also, i agree with what dave said about the station not being there.
I’m callin’ it real, I looked up “Channel 7 Action News”, and WXYZ Detroit calls their street team “Action News”, though I don’t know what kind of action they’re covering if in Detriot they’re doing a piece on birds. Anyways, check it out for yourself, the 7 logo is exactly the same.
As a Metro Detroiter I can say that’s definitely not Detroit Action News and the scrolling news stories on the bottom are pretty generalized, like “Mayor cancels Pear festival due to lack of funds” and “Fears grow with ads on phones”? I call fake.
In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu’s. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu’s lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God.
One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It’s ferocity blew a large flock of “Foo” birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu’s community. The Goodnu people had never seen a “Foo” bird and were quite curious as to it’s sudden and obviously evil presence. The “Foo” bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird. This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided.
One day a “Foo” bird flew overhead and screeched: “Foo, Foo” and shit on a Goodnu’s head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died.
The Goodnu’s were now convinced of the “Foo” bird’s evilness. The next day a woman was outside and heard: “Foo, Foo”. Before she could react the “Foo” bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd.
The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: “Foo, Foo”. He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages’ people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the “Foo” birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived.
So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: “There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is: ‘If the Foo shits, wear it.’”.
That is disgusting!
So why am I laughing hysterically?
Hahahaha… I hope he swallowed, the dork…
Favorite comment from Digg about this clip: “pwned in the mouth”
Guess he shoulda seen that one coming too!
If you got birdcrap on you, no matter what you do, do not look up!
I think it’s fake.
1. It’s called “Action News,” but no station letters are given next to the 7. Station letters are ALWAYS given.
2. He calls for the water and the person is right there with it. He doesn’t look up, he just starts calling for it, and the person knows exactly what he’s asking for and just happens to be holding it.
3. That’s some really bad acting by the news reporter.
I have no solid proof, but I’m calling fake.
I did that when I was 3, but I was under a bird cage an voluntarily picked one up and ate it. Mum washed out my mouth though.
LMFAO!
seems fake to me. the reactions from the other people just seem really unnatural to me. also, i agree with what dave said about the station not being there.
Still enough to confirm my fears.
Haha ! Powned !
Aah sick! and I WAS drinking milk at the time….
My girlfriend kind of does the same thing….
Ok, first rule of bird crap, if you get crapped on don’t look up. I hope he gets avian flu… idiot.
@DenmarkLarry
what does your girlfriend do exactly?
climbs a tree and craps out of it obviously, what else could he mean
It’s funny ’cause he got poo in his mouth
I’m callin’ it real, I looked up “Channel 7 Action News”, and WXYZ Detroit calls their street team “Action News”, though I don’t know what kind of action they’re covering if in Detriot they’re doing a piece on birds. Anyways, check it out for yourself, the 7 logo is exactly the same.
http://www.wxyz.com/
Forgot the link…
Not sure why people are calling it fake.
@Scott
Because it’s the internet and sayign somit is fake is e-viagra for your e-peen.
That’s funny.
Yeah I think its fake too.
“Here comes the money shot!”
Rev. Lovejoy
As a Metro Detroiter I can say that’s definitely not Detroit Action News and the scrolling news stories on the bottom are pretty generalized, like “Mayor cancels Pear festival due to lack of funds” and “Fears grow with ads on phones”? I call fake.
Oh for fucks sake, does anyone really care if its fake or not?
Over reaction… big time. I am calling Fake. Why would any real reporter talking about a horde of finches in a tree go under it?
Its clearly fake people come on, like why is there a boom mic guy there if the reporter is holding a mic? Its funny but fake
Does it taste like chicken?!
yes we do care if it’s fake….because if so then it’s not really bird poo…
If a bird crapped on me i wouldn’t think it was funny i would cuss so bad that I can’t type it here
that smily doesn’t seem to convey what i intended…
no but its interesting nonetheless
I hate when people tear my fun apart and stomp all over it
who cares, i laughed, it surprised me, it’s too funny. i hate the “it’s fake, people”. some people always make that comment, fake or not.
and the idiot looked up
looks staged to me too , but it still made me smile.
In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu’s. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu’s lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God.
One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It’s ferocity blew a large flock of “Foo” birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu’s community. The Goodnu people had never seen a “Foo” bird and were quite curious as to it’s sudden and obviously evil presence. The “Foo” bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird. This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided.
One day a “Foo” bird flew overhead and screeched: “Foo, Foo” and shit on a Goodnu’s head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died.
The Goodnu’s were now convinced of the “Foo” bird’s evilness. The next day a woman was outside and heard: “Foo, Foo”. Before she could react the “Foo” bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd.
The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: “Foo, Foo”. He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages’ people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the “Foo” birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived.
So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: “There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is: ‘If the Foo shits, wear it.’”.
That was along way for a punch line…
I will probably telll that joke later, though.
@ binaryspiral
I don’t get it.