Jan 29
Holy crap, dude. I am seriously gonna freak here. (Click the small to make big.) Thanks, Elise. (I think)
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Holy crap, dude. I am seriously gonna freak here. (Click the small to make big.) Thanks, Elise. (I think)
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But does it talk?
I’m scared enough by the picture, I won’t even think about me meeting this thing in real life.
I would flip out and never go in that room again if i saw that, i might send a friend in there as joke though
Forget the can of Raid, someone get a flamethrower!
ewwwww.
I have severe arachnophobia, but I still had to click that picture. Don’t ask me why. It’s terrifying but also fascinating.
I have no idea why am irrationally afraid of spiders but other insects are no problem. Ants are awesome. bees, which sting, are awesome. The smallest spider, however, is a big, big problem.
Also, if I saw that thing where I lived, I would move to a different, much colder country.
Spiders are cute. I hate cockroaches. Those disease ridden slimefilled carcases
I can’t explain the shiver that just went down my side. I feel very comfortable after seeing that.
I agree with an above poster. I would use raid… in conjunction with a match.
I don’t mind big spiders…it’s all the itty bitty ones that get my skin crawling…it’s the “where’d it go now?” ick factor.
IndieJones, I’m with you.
My wife has to come and kill the tiniest of spiders
That’s not a spider you smash with your shoe, that’s a spider you have to fight to get your shoe back.
I’m the bug dealer with in my house, my husband is very allergic to most stings so I get drafted. They don’t really freak me out but that kind of number may make me grab the benzene torch and have at it. Usually a glass and a piece of paper will help me trap whatever it is and release it back out in to the wide world so it can figure out how to get in again.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
I feel physically nauseous after seeing that.
Someone, hold me.
I’m going to have to agree with everyone in this post and reiterate Njmonkey’s post.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
it’s charlotte’s web!!! (or resident evil…)
Splash damage FTW!
Can you imagine finding that between your bed sheets? LOL
I still hate the roaches more (especially the big, flying type that is found in south Texas)…
gawd, if i saw something like this i would FREAK! We have spiders similar to this in the UK but not as big. They are the common house spiders that move with incredible speed.
Quite cool that we can see the tiny little spider minions!
Lol.. Kill it with fire… this brings up the notion of why you don’t kill zombies with fire.
Nothing is worse than spiders attacking you, than spiders attacking you WHILE ON FIRE.
If I saw something like that, I’d use something more lethal to spiders. Water or something of that type.
Damn, I would just move and burn down the house….I freakin hate spiders..
Is that the Mother’s spiderroom from LBRS?
how big is it? (its just a picture) saw the same type of spider often in my garage but it was not quite big … big but not scary (even though scared me when i was 10)
This makes me glad I moved out of California. Sure I miss the amazing weather and beaches, but seeing packs of like 150 Tarantulas migrating scared me Sh*tless.
That reminds me of the Pet/Display Black Widow we had at my job. We kept it in a large plastic cake box and fed it crickets, until it laid eggs. We did manage to kill them before they hatched.
Why settle with JUST fire?
Start with a adhesive substance for crowd control, then douse em all in Acid for quick, persistant DoT, follow that with a flamethrower to make sure that it can’t re-spawn, then teabag the ashes to remind it who’s boss.
Seriously, what kind of spider was that that could get so freaking HUGE. Gave me the mega shivers. I’m pretty already freaked out by spiders, and that old Ghostbusters game where theres that scene and your in prison and there is that long, dragged out bit where the scary ghost rises from behind the bars… that nearly made me wet myself at the grand ol age of about 10 or something, but that would have to be the scariest thing to witness in person. The ONLY way you could get me in there would be to ensure that every milimeter of my skin and flesh was completely armoured and impenetrable (I’d take a backup oxygen supply to make sure the little bastards could get in to me anywhere), and then dish out the mega-chemicals.
I guess ignorance is bliss and i can just pretend that as there is no measurement of scale, that the photographer used a macro lens.
Why must every time Scott posts something nasty, it has to be able to infiltrate my grilled cheese? I think this is why I stopped eating grilled cheese. Anyway, pretty nasty, think I might hurl.
I agree with mastakaneda, no scale so how big can it be! Come on people you need to put your hand in there so that we can see the scale. :0 Hopefully you do not have enough bugs in your house to support all those little ones or you are going to be overrun shortly!
One spider is fine, really. It’s there, on the ceiling, manageable situation.
I’d be more worried about the hundreds of baby spiders disappearing, growing up where I can’t see them, forming an army of adult spiders, tying me down to my bed while I sleep and using me as a food reserve as they slowly take control of the neighborhood.
and that is why we should all own guns…
I love spiders…..they kill all the real pests.
OH. MY. GAWD.
That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. It made me check the ceiling. I actually have a very good reason for being terrified of spiders. When I was 3 or 4 I walked into a huge mass web and had hundreds of spiders all over me!
*shudder!* I hate them.
I live in Louisianna. there’s shit like that everywhere…. I hate it.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
FIREBALL!!! FIREBALL GOD DAMNIT!!! BURN BURN BURN!!!
WHERE CHARIZARD WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!?!?
@Njmonkey Yes, do kill it with fire
After seeing this i thought “i might just get up and do a quick scan around the room.” I probably wont be sleeping easy tonight.
DO NOT WANT!!!
But will it blend?
No seriously, cute spiders. I do think though that the larger one is one of the more poisonous american ones. Bad one to have around.
I actually have half a dozen smaller spiders in my room during summer. They keep the mosquitoes at bay, and are generally not disturbing me
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
Seriously, ew.
One of the more poisonous ones? That thing looks like it could consume a fully grown adult! If the spider problem is NOT dealt with, i suggest the Armed Forces come in and turn that house to RUBBLE! IT’s a hazard for all those surrounding it. I think the best approach would be to buy a crate full of those bug bombs, ensure that every square meter of your house has at least one bug bomb in it, let em off and vacate the house for a week. Following this event, i would inject outdoor barrier spray into the sprinkler system and ensure that all spiders within a 5 kilometer radius are dead or running away.
Seriously. Yikes.
i think we had one of those spiders at my job as well
Thanks Scott, now I’m hungry. I’ll be in the kitchen making myself a grilled cheese now…
Wonders of nature, eh?
So what is it? Where was this picture taken? In the South we had to deal with Black Widows and Brown Recluses. I thought I was getting away from them when we moved to Wyoming, but then I come to find out about these Hobo Spiders.
I want to make certain that whatever location that picture was taken, I never come within 100 miles of.
Wow and thought the brown recluse spiders we have running around here were bad…
Oh for the love of…
Make these “Grilled Cheese” images only viewable by clicking a “Read the rest.” link, because some of us do not want this crap. Plus, more then once i’ve seen these while eating. Thanks.
I think some Raid would be sufficient to kill these, no need for the mass destruction and fire. Too many pyros out there anyways.
Looks just like a wolf spider my mom caught in our kitchen when I was 5. That one was a good 6″ across and had tons of baby spiders on its back. You know those huge open mouthed bell jars? Well it barely fit inside it. As me mom covered it up the babies waan everywhere. We crushed babies spiders for like 30 minutes. The mom spider we took to the Pink Palace in Memphis, TN were they said they had never seen a wolf spider that big.
Wow…. I felt like spiders were in my clothes when I saw that picture…..
I would seriously FREAK out if I saw that in my house… lol
I was browsing my regular webcomics just before bedtime. I came across this, and figuring the small blobs were fungus, I clicked to enlarge.
I am not going to bed.
Ever.