Electronic-entertainment giant Take-Two Interactive, parent company of Grand Theft Auto series creator Rockstar Games, released Stacker Tuesday, a first-person vertical-crate-arranger guaranteed not to influence young people’s behavior in any way.
I love the Onion. 
Read this! (Thanks, Jo!)
UPDATE: Just in case anyone was unsure, The Onion is full satire. I always forget that not everyone is familar with The Onion.