Sep 05
UPDATE: Winner has been PICKED! Comments closed! The winner is Fabrizio. Send me an email, Fab!
Have not done one of these for a while, and I made a goal to be more regular with giveaways and such…so here we go. Let’s do this thing!
We will keep this one nice and simple! I will pick a name at random from the comments. I will be looking for comment posts that make me laugh. So try and be funny. Or at least my kind of funny. 
The prize? You can choose any one of the current 12×18 inch prints in the print store, or ANY comic in the archives, 12×18 inches also. These are full color and signed by me, and sent to you, no charge. (International people too.)
So comment away! This thing is burning a hold in my pocket!
You are now aware that the word “bed”, looks like a bed.
While I may not have made you laugh, I do hope I have blown your mind.
Hey Scott, guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at! heh
The question is, if we Obey Henry and, since Henry is your pet, should we then also obey you? There’s a thinker
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Almost forgot, there should be a Prplank! is there somewhere hehe.
Dear Scott,
You have a fan from Malaysia =D
Bananas are good.
Scott – I want a print. So one word to make you laugh…
Poop.
The world is my oyster, but I’m allergic to shellfish, What now?
sorry all my jokes are lame, hope this one is enough
If there’s one mantra to live by, it’s this: Never do anything you wouldn’t want to have to explain to the paramedics.
I was trying to things of some funny to write. But every time I tryed to type something, Illidan would just yell. “You are not prepared” at me. I think he is right so Im giving up.
… Damn Fel Rever dose Comith better run. BYE!
I just got this in my email (from Nintendo)… **eek**
Q: What’s short, round, and tastes like a mustache?
A: Click here.. (It’s SFW… I wouldn’t be that mean…
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Pants!
fert!
I’d be funny if the sound from that truck backing up in that episode of the instance wouldn’t haunt me in my sleep!
Why did they take so long to bury MJ?
It was a huge debate if he should be buried or recycled…. Plastics aren’t good for the earth.
Moo! Are you happy now?
Oh I want one!
give it too me or i will have to use my super flantastic hyper megatroned space adapted cool improved massive huge MACHETE FLINGING POOP TELEPORTING OLD GRANDPA FARTING GOBLIN THROWING MONKEY PINEAPPLE MACHINE, OK
How very kind of you Scott
Pick me! Pick me!!
So generally speaking i have a hard time coming up with something random funny on the spot, and often i end up coming up with brilliant one liners … just like 10 minutes after the event … so they are sorta pointles …
so i’ll make you a deal scott … you say something to me … i’ll think about it for 10 mintues … come up with something funny … and then you can send me a poster … that work for you ?
Beware the horse that sweats and the milk that doth turn sour…….
always good advice. Remember human stupidity is more common than hydrogen in the universe.
I’ll go and lay down now
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Im looking foreward to District 9, thou i havnt watched 1-8 yet!
If you write the word “monkey” a million times, do you start to think you’re Shakespeare?
banana
http://bit.ly/aoVZF
yay, contest!!!!
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fert
i am considering putting together a “fart band”
Myself and my wife have been married for 10 years, feels like 3 mins… underwater
Bada boom!
Hey Scott…. pull my finger….^^
Suck a fart out of my butt hole.
Hey Scott.. ‘Look at my head, look at my head!’
i was in math class today.. n teacher said; ‘f(u) = f(v)’…
Heheh he said f’you, lawl. Im such a child
funny thing is? im never gona get the poster. People generally dont send stuff to Thailand.
and b4 any of u asks, we dont ride on elephants…. much.
Well, If I were to type something clever, I’d only be lost in the numerous other pages of clever comments. So you’d through then all out, like throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
See the bathwater is all the other misc comments that don’t stand out, and the baby is my awesome comment I would have typed. But since you threw the baby out with the bathwater, you threw out the most important thing, the baby/my clever comment.
Wow… I had to explain my joke too. DRat!
OBEY HENRY! NO! Obey me! You WILL publish ELR every week!
You give me print now, for gold you no buy! Obey Ding Pong you no obey silly cat, him make good stew!
No one should die because of Continental Drift , and no one should travel against their will because of it.
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, “Got any duck feed?”
The clerk tells him, “No, we don’t have a market for it it so we don’t carry it.”
The duck says, “Okay” and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, “Got any duck feed?”
Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks in, and asks, “Got any duck feed?”
The clerk says, “I’ve told you twice, we don’t have duck feed, we’ve never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor.”
The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?”
“No,” comes the reply.
“Got any duck feed?”
Though it was funny heard it from a friend and thought of steve
So let’s see, how to try and make this funny enough for Scott to “pull a Johnson” and pick my post… hmmm… well, it looks like the whole “fert” thing has been pretty well played out so far… don’t know any really good jokes (that are OK to put on this website, anyway)… perhaps I’ll have to rely on my unnaturally charming personality and wit… but wait, that doesn’t really translate well to a comment thread, dernit! Hmmm…
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(to be continued)
On the facebook homepage, under where it shows a “sponsorship”, my most recent ones have been titled:
Meet Single Moms
Into Older Women?
Better than WoW!
Are you a fatty?
Should weed be legal?
I’m getting a lot of mixed messages here…
Damn brother is schleepin in duh mud……schtoopid brother!
i would rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy
What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
……… An Egg.
lol crappy joke but thought I’d give it a shot.
“I will CRUSH and DESTROY and… ooo… shiny…”
BEHOLD!!! It is I, Mohrdeghast, eater of souls! I desire a print of your fine kitty to decorate my lair. I will not eat his soul, I promise, for there are many tastier morsels in the world of Azeroth….like the night elves, for instance. Their souls taste the best, and it is so delicious when they scream….! For the Horde!
Video games ruined my life, good thing I have 2 extra lives left
I work in a school.
Our mascot is a tiger.
Hundreds of kids could get the message to Obey Henry every day…….
How many goats does it take to satisfy you?
Just one word:
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMEEEEE
(jk)
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts and a capital seven do. Am I in my right mind? Or my wrong mind? Maybe I’m not in a mind period. Semicolon. Wait, what? Question mark!!! I now realize that I am in my left mind. Therefore, here is my weakest attempt at satisfying the health of happiness.
Blarbleshnibit.