No, not the big ape. 
The byline. Thanks for the pics, Mike! I hate having such a common name. Sooner or later some dude will do a mass murder or something, be named Scott Johnson, and then I am screwed.
No, not the big ape. The byline. Thanks for the pics, Mike! I hate having such a common name. Sooner or later some dude will do a mass murder or something, be named Scott Johnson, and then I am screwed.