I may just explode. THIS is why terrorists strike me as full on retarded.

Islamic extremists rejoiced in America’s misfortune, giving the storm a military rank and declaring in Internet chatter that “Private” Katrina had joined the global jihad, or holy war. With “God’s help,” they declared, oil prices would hit $100 a barrel this year.

Thanks to Brian for sending me this lame freaking insight into the broken mind.