Fantastic Four review…

I just got out of the FANTASTIC FOUR film from Fox – and while it is mediocre, pedestrian, badly designed, lit and in some cases acted… The jewel of what the Fantastic Four can still be seen. It’s like a diamond compacted by the sh** of the monkey over-seers in charge of this production – but in the course of throwing that sh**-encrusted diamond… a few shiny spots shine through to show you that there’s a bit of Marvel’s greatest superheroes in there.

If you like spoilers and want to get the early skinny on the movie, check this out. (Thanks, Drew!)