Burn it! Yay for pyromaniacy! Yay for making up new words that give my words fun little red squiggly lines! Can’t believe “yay” is not in this spellchecker… Anywho, my 2nd vote is leave it, so I can live w/ that.
Scott, have you ever seen the Stinky Meat Project? Look it up, and understand the potential for unholy infestation you’re opening yourself up to. At least they had the good sense(and bad manners) to conduct their experiment in a neighbor’s yard.
The eBay auction sounds a good idea to me. Leave it for another week or so, then slam it on eBay. Hehe, one of your fans is bound to be needing a rock hand bagel in their collection…
I’d say leave it. You’ve done this experiment to see how long it lasts and I’d say it’s still got some time to go. If it becomes rock hard that no mold dares to grow on it, maybe send it to the ‘Will it Blend?’ people.
Cyler mowed the lawn because of two reasons: 1. He is a really great kid who does nice stuff like that.
2. Kim is always having these kids over, making them food, hanging out with them, taking them to movies, etc. He feels like he owes her. (I of course benefit by association. )
I’m sure you know I was just poking fun… right? I think your youth work is admirable. Whether it’s through your church or just your kids’ friends, it seems you and Kim are very involved.
of course. We are big fans of he youth around where we live, and are often the “cool aid house”. Kim is like mom away from mom for most of them, and we have a good time. Rock Band nights are a riot at my house.
Let it sit, ya impatient bastard! Or feed it to your Mexican neighbors. Or feed it to the cat, then feed the cat to the neighbors. Or burn it, then feed it to the neighbors, then feed the neighbors to the cat. Never mind, this became weird.
maybe put it on the ground with something protecting it so nothing can steal the whole thing… by putting it on the ground you will allow more lifeforms to get to it! But you don’t want the whole thing stolen.
I say leave it until it becomes dangerously gross.
But I wouldn’t put it on ebay on the grounds that there is already far too much crazy stuff on sale there already. Plus, I’m afraid to see how much someone would pay for it.
My first thought my pyro thought said to burn it. Probably just cuz looking at ANYTHING BURNING is kinda cool. but i’ve learned to over judge those thoughts and new thoughts immediatley occur, which say; you cant you just cant you gotta let it sit. ITS THE NAME OF THE GAME!!
Make a fundraise, if you reach some ammount of money for charity, scott will eat the bagel ^_^
ohh yeah, gross and we help people… its a win win situation! However we stash a little bit of the money in case that scott get food poisoning…. im just saying…
I gotta ask – wtf do you do to keep critters away? If we put a bagel in our yard like that, there would be 2 squirrels fighting over who got it before I made it back to the house!
You guys have got to be one of the coolest families out there…model of what folks should be like – you guys are my new heroes!
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leave it there! see what happens over time.
no, get a new bagel, and stick a cherry bomb in the middle
I’d say let it sit a few more days and then burn it! Or duck tape it to the middle of the road and see how long it stays there!
You should leave it. Let it grow mold and fungus and get all infested with junk.
Leave it. Day 8: burn it. Or do what Luke Stevens says.
Leave it! Let that bagel live!
I agree with Matt, leave it alone and see what molds and fungus grow on it.
If it sounds gross, just remind yourself that it’s merely a science experiment.
Write-in Candidate:
Eat it!
I wonder if your daughter’s friends know how cool her dad is.
Burn it! Yay for pyromaniacy! Yay for making up new words that give my words fun little red squiggly lines! Can’t believe “yay” is not in this spellchecker… Anywho, my 2nd vote is leave it, so I can live w/ that.
I say after about 2 weeks if it’s still there sign it and put it up on eBay.
I say leave, then over the next few days, see if it needs to be burnt, or my favorite, have and M 80 strapped to it!
I second the “after two weeks sign it and auction it on eBay” comment. A charity auction perhaps? lol
Why do you hate your cats?
I love our cats…that cat is not ours. It hangs around and tries to mate our cats and eat their food.
I say leave it. It has become the new ‘turd on the sidewalk’. See how long it lasts. Maybe it’ll magically disappear too.
move it to a place with less shade and a place thats easier for your cat to get to.
THEN the challenge really begins.
Scott, have you ever seen the Stinky Meat Project? Look it up, and understand the potential for unholy infestation you’re opening yourself up to. At least they had the good sense(and bad manners) to conduct their experiment in a neighbor’s yard.
I just noticed you calling the cat “Petra.” Is that a reference to Windwaker?
You’re not gonna give up already are you?
Send It to O!!!
in a Box!!!
when it gets Molds!!!
Kill it with fire
As Henroast already said, I wonder if your family sees you for how cool you are or did they get used to you being awesome
Can’t go wrong with fire!
Maybe you could eat it, but only if you get enough donations. (Doctors don’t pay themselves!)
The eBay auction sounds a good idea to me. Leave it for another week or so, then slam it on eBay. Hehe, one of your fans is bound to be needing a rock hand bagel in their collection…
I’d say leave it. You’ve done this experiment to see how long it lasts and I’d say it’s still got some time to go. If it becomes rock hard that no mold dares to grow on it, maybe send it to the ‘Will it Blend?’ people.
Feed it to that neighbor’s dog.
If the neighbor’s dog doesn’t eat it, smear tuna juice on it and let a hundred cat tongues shred it.
If that fails, leave it then blow it up on the 4th.
Lol, I agree with Aeton about the ” Will it Blend? ” guy.
A name… The passion of the bagel.
I have to say burn it- but wait for a while first.
Also, kick that cat for me.
WHoa. Wait a sec… You had someone else come over and mow your lawn because you wife was away? Your my new idol.
leave it till its completely gone!
Cyler mowed the lawn because of two reasons: 1. He is a really great kid who does nice stuff like that.
2. Kim is always having these kids over, making them food, hanging out with them, taking them to movies, etc. He feels like he owes her. (I of course benefit by association.
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You could blow it up on the 4th of July. The grand finale of the Bagel in the Sun.
Burn it!!! “Hudda Hudda Ha!”
I’m sure you know I was just poking fun… right? I think your youth work is admirable. Whether it’s through your church or just your kids’ friends, it seems you and Kim are very involved.
of course.
We are big fans of he youth around where we live, and are often the “cool aid house”. Kim is like mom away from mom for most of them, and we have a good time. Rock Band nights are a riot at my house. 
@Wungy; What is seen, cannot be unseen. I should not have watched the Stinky Meat Project while eating during my break.
Let it sit, ya impatient bastard! Or feed it to your Mexican neighbors. Or feed it to the cat, then feed the cat to the neighbors. Or burn it, then feed it to the neighbors, then feed the neighbors to the cat. Never mind, this became weird.
maybe put it on the ground with something protecting it so nothing can steal the whole thing… by putting it on the ground you will allow more lifeforms to get to it! But you don’t want the whole thing stolen.
I say leave it until it becomes dangerously gross.
But I wouldn’t put it on ebay on the grounds that there is already far too much crazy stuff on sale there already. Plus, I’m afraid to see how much someone would pay for it.
My first thought my pyro thought said to burn it. Probably just cuz looking at ANYTHING BURNING is kinda cool. but i’ve learned to over judge those thoughts and new thoughts immediatley occur, which say; you cant you just cant you gotta let it sit. ITS THE NAME OF THE GAME!!
New suggestion:
Make a fundraise, if you reach some ammount of money for charity, scott will eat the bagel ^_^
ohh yeah, gross and we help people… its a win win situation!
However we stash a little bit of the money in case that scott get food poisoning…. im just saying…
i just have to ask, did you name the cat “Petra” after the christian band, or for some other reason?
I gotta ask – wtf do you do to keep critters away? If we put a bagel in our yard like that, there would be 2 squirrels fighting over who got it before I made it back to the house!
You guys have got to be one of the coolest families out there…model of what folks should be like – you guys are my new heroes!
I third the “Will it blend” notion.
I agree with leave it and actually see how long it will last… and the name should be BitS just as it is…
BitS: The Bagel in the Sun Day 6… oh well
I like the idea of leaving it around till the 4th and then blow it up.
I’m all up for leaving it. More random suggestions will come forth over time.
Do I like the idea of getting it all “dressed up” for the 4th. *BOOM*
You have to leave it!
It wouldn’t be a scientific experiment otherwise.
Send it to O!!! i wonder if customs will hold it back and charge for it like thy did the Wii???