Ahh… the humilation of the younger generation of doing “Stupid Human Tricks” for cheap cash.. Should make it more exciting next time and have him poke a beehive while covered in honey….
I got really freaked out, I thought my RSS was talking to me. Scott, next time, a tablespoon of ground cinnamon thats a real challenge, maybe raise it to $10-20
Being something of a mad gourmet, this is not a good track to get my mind on, especially since I had a long Saturday night at work. First, go for those unholy combinations like sardine water and raisins–you gotta chew ‘em! *laughs evilly* . Next, a round of salami (the cheap kind with indistinct mechanically separated meats and big peppercorns) topped with chocolate syrup. . Finally, wash it all down with a glass of milk topped with a shot of white vinegar and a shot of thousand island dressing: shaken, not stirred. Can you say, “Extra chunky?” It works both ways. Mwahahahahaaa! . I could start a game show at work with some of my co-worker’s teenagers: “Who Wants a Twenty and YouTube Fame?” Just think of the possibilities: “Okay, it’s time for the Potted Meat Food Product Bonus Round!”
smashed it down…. yesterday i dared my friend to eat 5 double beef and cheese burgers from McDonalds in an hour for $50…. he did it and with 5 mins to spare
I used to do stuff like that all the time. You should try 1 cup of hot sause. Or my favorite restuarant, sorry the links so big but you need to see the menu.
now the gallon of milk challenge is amusing! Just make sure you do that challenge in the front yard. High speed camera would be essential to get the spew action slowed down. $20 isn’t enough.
scott, did you wake up and suddenly decide “Hey I’m gonna make someone eat ketup and mustard in a cocktail glass for cash today” or something like that??
Ugh. The gallon of milk challenge is something that came to my mind when I worked at an Italian restaurant in ’93, only it was worse: they had gallon jugs with a black label that said “Heavy Cream – Guaranteed at least 40% milkfat.” None of my coworkers seemed to like the idea of a chugging contest. Heh heh. . To Izaak: that’s a great menu! I love any business with a sense of humor. They’re just missing the true Fat Elvis sandwich, but I wouldn’t recommend it. I vaguely remember that he liked to eat an unholy friend peanut butter/banana sandwich that included a whole stick of butter in its preparation. . Oh my, I found something even worse, and I’m having a hard time believing it, or I was until I saw it all over Google. The “Fool’s Gold Loaf” – apparently The King liked this: a single loaf of hollowed out, warmed bread filled with one jar of creamy peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Ahh, hardens the arteries just thinking about it! . To Scott: since he’s your daughter’s friend, I imagine you have an endless source of amusement since he’s probably trying to impress her. Please share any future torturings with us.
I don’t know how old that kid is, but even as a teenager, I know that I would feel very ashamed for demeaning myself after that fashion for the amusement of others. If you are reading this Alex, I am not trying to make you feel bad. I just hope that you gain some more self respect in future.
Sorry Scott. I wasn’t trying to upset anyone. I just really don’t like the sort of exchanges where someone humiliates themselves for the amusement of others and slight profit. I guess I’ll just refrain from making comments like that in future.
Ewwwww. I see what you mean about what you were talking about in the diary now though about being the “party house”
Ahh… the humilation of the younger generation of doing “Stupid Human Tricks” for cheap cash.. Should make it more exciting next time and have him poke a beehive while covered in honey….
I got really freaked out, I thought my RSS was talking to me. Scott, next time, a tablespoon of ground cinnamon thats a real challenge, maybe raise it to $10-20
next i wanna se you do it scott
Catchup…? Splicing spelling there Scott? I think it’s either catsup or ketchup. I dunno >.>
Was that taken with a jailbroken iPhone?
hahaha Good one Alex! You gain +10 on dork credit with me.
But if someone’s offer you $20 for a gallon of milk “Don’t do it!!!”
Being something of a mad gourmet, this is not a good track to get my mind on, especially since I had a long Saturday night at work. First, go for those unholy combinations like sardine water and raisins–you gotta chew ‘em! *laughs evilly*
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Next, a round of salami (the cheap kind with indistinct mechanically separated meats and big peppercorns) topped with chocolate syrup.
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Finally, wash it all down with a glass of milk topped with a shot of white vinegar and a shot of thousand island dressing: shaken, not stirred. Can you say, “Extra chunky?” It works both ways. Mwahahahahaaa!
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I could start a game show at work with some of my co-worker’s teenagers: “Who Wants a Twenty and YouTube Fame?” Just think of the possibilities: “Okay, it’s time for the Potted Meat Food Product Bonus Round!”
smashed it down…. yesterday i dared my friend to eat 5 double beef and cheese burgers from McDonalds in an hour for $50…. he did it and with 5 mins to spare
you spell katchup very american
I used to do stuff like that all the time. You should try 1 cup of hot sause. Or my favorite restuarant, sorry the links so big but you need to see the menu.
http://dubvmenus.com/Menu.aspx?RID=MTU5NA%3d%3d&N=U2FuZHdpY2ggVQ%3d%3d&DID=Mw%3d%3d&AT=MQ%3d%3d&URL=aHR0cDovL29ubGluZW9yZGVyaW5nLmR1YnZtZW51cy5jb20vUmVzdGF1cmFudHMvU2FuZHdpY2hVLmFzcHg%3d&CC=U3VicyAmIFNhbmR3aWNoZXM%3d&AC=MTI%3d
Good one ol Scotty Boy! I hope you feel like “baby poo” when he gets diabetes from the sugar in the ketchup!
On the other hand the lycopenes in the catsup might counteract that.
now the gallon of milk challenge is amusing! Just make sure you do that challenge in the front yard. High speed camera would be essential to get the spew action slowed down. $20 isn’t enough.
That is some great dad action.
Video taken with a MINO Flip HD.
It’s cool that you and your kids have that kind of relationship.
scott, did you wake up and suddenly decide “Hey I’m gonna make someone eat ketup and mustard in a cocktail glass for cash today” or something like that??
Doesn’t seem like something you just do…
And that’s the friend he DOES like.
“lick it out”
nasty
That’s some narsty fluids right there.
Ketchup by itself = puke.
@Quegon: Nope. Just thought it would be fun, and this Alex kid is known for his “I’ll eat that for money” mojo.
And for the record, he is not my kid. Seems some of you think he is. He is my daughter’s friend, as mentioned in the video.
Ugh. The gallon of milk challenge is something that came to my mind when I worked at an Italian restaurant in ’93, only it was worse: they had gallon jugs with a black label that said “Heavy Cream – Guaranteed at least 40% milkfat.” None of my coworkers seemed to like the idea of a chugging contest. Heh heh.
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To Izaak: that’s a great menu! I love any business with a sense of humor. They’re just missing the true Fat Elvis sandwich, but I wouldn’t recommend it. I vaguely remember that he liked to eat an unholy friend peanut butter/banana sandwich that included a whole stick of butter in its preparation.
.
Oh my, I found something even worse, and I’m having a hard time believing it, or I was until I saw it all over Google. The “Fool’s Gold Loaf” – apparently The King liked this: a single loaf of hollowed out, warmed bread filled with one jar of creamy peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Ahh, hardens the arteries just thinking about it!
.
To Scott: since he’s your daughter’s friend, I imagine you have an endless source of amusement since he’s probably trying to impress her. Please share any future torturings with us.
I don’t know how old that kid is, but even as a teenager, I know that I would feel very ashamed for demeaning myself after that fashion for the amusement of others. If you are reading this Alex, I am not trying to make you feel bad. I just hope that you gain some more self respect in future.
oh chill out…
Sorry Scott. I wasn’t trying to upset anyone. I just really don’t like the sort of exchanges where someone humiliates themselves for the amusement of others and slight profit. I guess I’ll just refrain from making comments like that in future.