Mar 10
You be the judge…are my glasses crooked or not?
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i think it has to do with stress… … or they really are crooked
Your face is crooked, your glasses are perfectly straight and horizontal
They’re crooked. Don’t you hate that? I try to wear my contacts as much as possible.
Funny, nice one Scott
No Scott, your HEAD is crooked =D
after careful consideration and review we have come to the conclusion that the glasses are crooked
Not worse than my old glasses, they were so freaking crooked makes no sense how I could stand it.
Most certainly…however, it seems strange in some way
Its not your glasses, I think one ear is lower than the other one.
I can’t tell you the number of times I thought mine were crooked over the years.
Yours are fine. It’s an illusion
No Scott, yo momma.
- Weeee
Yes. Yes your glasses are indeed crooked in fact it would be the left lense holster that is squidge lower then the right side.
Onii
Its actually your face. The glasses are perfectly fine.
Funniest thing I’ve seen today. Ok so I’ve been driving around for a bit today.
Mine are crooked too! Let’s make a club….or we can fix em and move on!
Your very obsessive Scott
Yes, yes they are crooked. But it is nothing a simple motion of the hand cant fix
kinda. man, you seem old in this one. dont work that hard.
Yessiry
Believe me as a fellow dork glass wearer i know the problem.
Scott your face is not symmetrical therefore your glasses will always seem off
When my glasses are crooked I just take them and straighten them. It needs some practice, but saves some time. And you don’t go dorky every time they’re not straight
Um, so you posted a video on your website to get the opinion of your fans on whether or not your glasses are crooked? Wow!
Why don’t you just put a poll on the site while you’re at it.
Are Scott’s glasses crooked?
-Yes
-No
-Scott is crazy
Scott i fell obliged to ask you this question: Do you have a drinking problem?
The glasses are straight on a crooked head.
Can anyone tell me what does crooked means? Thanks
It’s the weight of that GINGER beard!
That was nice…
But I want a video of the “HANGING ON WITH SHAKIRA… UH! UH! UH! UH!”
In the picture, you look like Russell Crowe from “A Good Year”. But aside from that, the glasses are crooked.
Do you remove your glasses like you were Superman (that is, with one hand, towards your ear)? This tends to bend the glasses over time such that they become crooked.
I’m told you’re suppose to pull from that bridge thingy (yep, I know, technical jargon, can’t be helped) that goes on your nose and pull away from your face to avoid bending the frame.
That said, take ‘em to a Lenscrafters or the like and they can heat them up and bend them back.
You must consider that the glasses may seem real however you must understand that There are no glasses.
– The matrix
Yeah and there is no spoon either Scott so your good
Titobob, you mean like the glasses attachment designed by Chevy Chases’s character on “The jerk”?
The optigrab.
Steve Martin