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  1. Salvitore

    QUEENS BISHOP TO ROOK SIX!!! GRRRRRR!

  2. TheChao

    I feel sorry for the other kid. Gonna get his arms ripped off when he beats the angry kid.

  3. Molly

    Wow! He looks evil…good strategy!!!

  4. Masterwabbit

    Anyone else reminded of that one episode from House?

  5. timhortons

    he look so agressive

  6. gamerman

    …and they say video games cause violence. Looks like chess does the same.

  7. VBStrider

    “New strategy R2… Let the wookie win.”

  8. SteC

    It looks like he’s gonna fling that board off the table and the pieces will fly everywhere!

  9. Eric

    Checkmate in 1 (for Black).

    Since the White king is in check, it must be White’s turn. He can only move the King to one spot which will give Black the move to Checkmate on the next move. While it isn’t perfectly certain, I am fairly certain the “angry kid” is Black and about to win.

    He’s not angry. He’s gloating… gloating eeeeevily. (Is the other kid crying? There’s no crying in chess!)

  10. Eric

    (If he moves the White Queen to block, Black Queen takes White Queen, checkmate still.)

  11. Eric

    (Actually, I see a third move: White King forward 1. Black Queen all the way over to Check again, White Queen to Block, Queen jumps Queen, checkmate.)

    Queen jumps Queen????

  12. Icesnake

    Eric, did the other kids call you “chess geek” in school?

    Nice analysis, by the way.

  13. Lifeisaglitch

    @VBstrider

    :D References the purest form of geek humor.

  14. gamerman

    @Lifeisaglitch

    True That…

  15. Bearbutt

    Haha!! He looks like my son +2 years.

  16. CJMack

    Wonder what he’d look like if you sunk his Battleship!

  17. Lifeisaglitch

    I WILL CRUSH YOU FOR THE MOTHERLAND! Thats what he is saying right?

  18. Steve

    sad thing is, that looks like my nephew

  19. James

    Tonight we checkmate… in HELLLLL!!!!!!!!

  20. Toast

    He looks like gollum

  21. Chris

    He’s just trying to muster up one, good, solid… FERT!

  22. Minkus

    i definitely see it a different way Eric…it looks to me like the black king just got put in check there are only 2 moves for him, forward or backward.
    But the angry kid is definitely black because he has white pieces off the board in front of him.
    also the black queen is off the board right near the camera.

  23. GreenTorpeedo

    Hey Scott, I smell a Photoshop contest.

  24. Kyle Voltti

    yeah black is in check. I think the last white rook is behind the white king

  25. Eric

    @Minkus: ’bout danged time! I was beginning to think nobody here played chess. I was losing faith in the Human race.

  26. Humble Hobo

    Anyone read the comments on the source picture?

    It basically devolved into a massive chess debate (which is made much worse because it is being carried out on the interwebs, and thus devolves faster).

  27. Shaymus22

    he’s just mad because he left his king and queen 1 space apart and the opponent had a knight at the ready

  28. dman0001

    if you cant beat ‘im – try to intimidate him into wetting his pants and running away

    Holy crap that face is priceless

  29. Eric

    What probably happened:”Check”, move King, “Check”, move King, “Check”, move King, “Check”, move King, “Check”, move King, “Check”, move King, “Check”, “STOP DOING THAT OR I’M TELLING!!!!!”

  30. Bomber X

    “ZERG RUSH !”

  31. CasperMC

    @Masterwabbit:

    Here in Germany, where I live, they showed this House episode yesterday on TV. lol

  32. ScottC

    @ Eric, where are you seeing the black queen? If you look on the side of the board, you can see the queen has been taken out. Unless those black pawns are on the other side of the board and are about to become a black queen, then he’s money.

  33. Dan

    Remember the Twilight Zone movie? Most folks only remember John Lithgau. But that kid freakin reminds me of the maladjusted boy who got everything he wanted.

    Or Fire Starter, both seem to fit.

    Or Damien. I suppose he is a trifecta of creepy-evil little boys.

  34. Eric

    @ ScottC: Go further down. Someone finally caught it. I switched the king and queen. It kinda disappointed me it took them that long to see it though. How could you have a game without a king? It seemed obvious to me. Oh well. Maybe I was too subtle. :(

    Actually, I’m more inclined to think almost nobody read it or tried to figure it out.