Scott may be right to ask if this is the best how to video, I say we expand this theory into a broader arena. She states 2 is faster and more efficient than 1. this is why we need 2 wives!
What! 2 spoons at the same time!! my mind is BLOWN !! Its a good thing they made this instructional video. This will save me allot of time!! But.. think of the possibility’s , if you are good maby you can do 3 utensils at the same time.
Wait Wait WAIT a second! You can wash spoons?????????????? This revelation must be brought to the world. I am going to take that IP and turn it into the next Oscar Winning Blockbuster
also i think the strangest part of this video is the related vids that show up after it minimizes. all the other videos are part of a series called “mice and rats” >_>
next she needs a tutorial on how to clean serious knives (as opposed to those knives which are just as sharp on the reverse side) without cutting the sponge/rag/hand you are cleaning them with! @ darth_yoda where do you think this name came from?
Ok, what the hell. Are you telling me that there are people out there, who for the life of them, cant work out how to wash 2 spoons at once, BUT have the capability to look it up on youtube? wow, just wow lol.
I found the video very informative and spine-tingling; although I do prefer her educational videos on “The proper way to wipe.” I can still hear the tune, “If you want a clean crack, then wipe front to back.” And if it rhymes, it must be true…right?..
1) How specialized the web has become: there are message boards for shaving, flashlights, chewing ice, and … okay, I’m not seeing a “Dishwashing Forum,” but I’m being suckered into a website called cleaning101.com that seems to cover that sort of ground. Gotta see if they recommend running the hot water before starting the dishwasher…
I suppose I could point out my technique for holding a dozen pieces of silverware in my left hand like a fan and attacking them with the washcloth in the right, but that’s from my ghetto days. I’m a high-tech bachelor now.
Hmm. Now I’m getting evil ideas.
“This is the poor man’s method of flushing the toilet after the city shuts off your water. First, drink lots of beer, and eat plenty of pork rinds and Cheez-Whiz. Now, take the top off of the tank…”
*laughs like a madman* Okay, I’m going to bed now.
@ Tizril you ALWAYS watch every single video from beginning to end without checking comments to see if its something stupid somebody else already did that you don’t think you want to watch?
From their site: “In essence, Expert Village operates by presenting “assignments” for experts; these are based on topics that are the most searched for on the web.[...] Expert Village purchases the rights from the video’s creators.”
It’s all your fault; One of you searched for “how to wash dishes.”
If she was serious at all, I can just imagine her, sitting there, and going, WOW! 2 SPOONS AT ONCE! I MUST PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW! And, I can’t wait for them to critique me!
Washing utensils is easily the MOST fun part of handwashing dishes. Think about it, you always lick them clean so they are never crusty or anything. So they are very easy to clean and then when you are done they are nice and shiny unlike your boring matte plastic cups.
Scott may be right to ask if this is the best how to video, I say we expand this theory into a broader arena. She states 2 is faster and more efficient than 1. this is why we need 2 wives!
@Matt
Are you saying Scott has a secret mormon agenda with this video :p i kid, i kid.
wow, doesn’t everybody know that? glad she pointed out not to do that with sharp knives. anybody know why she made this video anyway?
personally i find it much more efficient to bung ‘em in the diswasher, press the button, and go play warcraft…
Eirah, but you can gain from this video too.
Just put in two utensils in at a time.
What! 2 spoons at the same time!! my mind is BLOWN !!
Its a good thing they made this instructional video. This will save me allot of time!!
But.. think of the possibility’s , if you are good maby you can do 3 utensils at the same time.
@TheGym
3 utensils? ARE YOU MAD!?!?! The universe would explode!
who on earth (except that lady) uses hand gloves when washing the dishes ?
Wow, Scott I get the sarcasm, but I want that 1 minute 26 seconds of my life back. =P
Seems useless, but it’s still more useful than hundreds of videos of youtube
Wait Wait WAIT a second! You can wash spoons?????????????? This revelation must be brought to the world. I am going to take that IP and turn it into the next Oscar Winning Blockbuster
@Sam Sam the Fireman: I have found a youtube video you may find interesting…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpH5H4gBflM
I am going to buy 2 dishwashers! Now that would be efficient!
this is unfortunately useful for my roommate…she’s 22 and doesn’t know how to wash dishes…she’s terrible
How is washing utensils hard? Let soak in tons of soap, grab giant handfull, rinse.
@Durinn: NO REFUNDS!
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The dog cleans the dishes just fine. Thank you very much!
But what if there is no spoon?
Oh no, now my head hurts.
Ughhh…by the time I figured out that it was a joke, it was too late, and the video was almost over.
Dude i would have never guessed O.o
And does she have a cold or something??
“the least fun part of washing … ”
I washed two knives at the same time…. ONCE!
can i use that on sporks too?
“… and BLAM I have two spoons done, instead of just one!”
Amazing that she managed to sneak the word BLAM into a dishwashing tutorial lol.
That was epic!
man i cant believe no one’s said this yet…
BUT WHAT IF
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
also i think the strangest part of this video is the related vids that show up after it minimizes. all the other videos are part of a series called “mice and rats” >_>
“Never teach dishwashing 101 when you have a cold & are dripping snot all over your two spoons.”
next she needs a tutorial on how to clean serious knives (as opposed to those knives which are just as sharp on the reverse side) without cutting the sponge/rag/hand you are cleaning them with!
@ darth_yoda
where do you think this name came from?
Ok, what the hell. Are you telling me that there are people out there, who for the life of them, cant work out how to wash 2 spoons at once, BUT have the capability to look it up on youtube? wow, just wow lol.
What about peoples who have spoonphobia ?
Finally, a way to reduce my yearly expenditure on spoons.
I think this gives an insightful look into our blind faith in Scott…
He could post a 10 minute vid of paint drying and we’d totally watch every second of it waiting for the punch line.
I actually use hand gloves when I was the dishes, but only so my skin won’t peel off in the scolding hot water..
Hey I wonder if they would pay me to do a vid on how to wash 4+ utensils at once… Honestly if this video helps someone they are an epic fail, lol.
I found the video very informative and spine-tingling; although I do prefer her educational videos on “The proper way to wipe.” I can still hear the tune, “If you want a clean crack, then wipe front to back.” And if it rhymes, it must be true…right?..
I held on to the very end… just hoping to get Rick-rolled.
This makes me think of two things:
1) How specialized the web has become: there are message boards for shaving, flashlights, chewing ice, and … okay, I’m not seeing a “Dishwashing Forum,” but I’m being suckered into a website called cleaning101.com that seems to cover that sort of ground. Gotta see if they recommend running the hot water before starting the dishwasher…
2) A book called AOL For Dummies. Simply poetic!
Her pearl of wisdom, the reason we watched the video, her ultimate slice of insight is… washing two spoons is faster than one…
And you must have an insane amount of cutlery if it takes you 45 minutes to do them all!
I suppose I could point out my technique for holding a dozen pieces of silverware in my left hand like a fan and attacking them with the washcloth in the right, but that’s from my ghetto days. I’m a high-tech bachelor now.
Hmm. Now I’m getting evil ideas.
“This is the poor man’s method of flushing the toilet after the city shuts off your water. First, drink lots of beer, and eat plenty of pork rinds and Cheez-Whiz. Now, take the top off of the tank…”
*laughs like a madman* Okay, I’m going to bed now.
I will show her my video of washing 4 at a time… Her brains will explode!
@ Tizril
you ALWAYS watch every single video from beginning to end without checking comments to see if its something stupid somebody else already did that you don’t think you want to watch?
From their site: “In essence, Expert Village operates by presenting “assignments” for experts; these are based on topics that are the most searched for on the web.[...] Expert Village purchases the rights from the video’s creators.”
It’s all your fault; One of you searched for “how to wash dishes.”
i think i actually got dumber
i’m just waiting for a hilarious mashup of this
BLAM. Two spoons done.
@ Sam Sam the Fireman
Psh, reading the comments before watching is the coward’s way out.
Why go through all of that to wash a spoon?Just spit on em and wipe em on your shirt! That’s the man’s way!!!
She seemed afraid of coming into contact with the nice clean yellow gloves she had on.
Not bad, but I want my minute and a half back!
If she was serious at all, I can just imagine her, sitting there, and going, WOW! 2 SPOONS AT ONCE! I MUST PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW! And, I can’t wait for them to critique me!
Washing utensils is easily the MOST fun part of handwashing dishes. Think about it, you always lick them clean so they are never crusty or anything. So they are very easy to clean and then when you are done they are nice and shiny unlike your boring matte plastic cups.
All my life has been a complete fail, until now!! Thx Scott