Any of you need a hot notebook for 1400 bucks?

Dennis, whom I work with, is trying to sell his notebook again, and got a buyer who turned out to be one of those Nigeria scams. He is soured on putting it on ebay for relisting now, so I told him I would put it here, knowing that none of you will buy it. :) Check it here. Make sure you check it out if only for the scam story. :)