A few episodes back on ELR, I mentioned a few prominent actors that I’m pretty sure have really bad breath. I know this is just an assumption I’m making and I could be dead wrong, but I’m gonna have some fun with this anyway.
So who’s up first? Jennifer Aniston. I just can’t watch her without feeling for certain she’s got the worst sour milk breath of all time. Picture any number of her run of the mill romantic comedies, during some lame kissing scene, and you’ll find me squirming on the couch wondering how it is that Vince Vaugn can force himself to make out in the face of that vile stink.
Anyway, I’ll do a series of these. I just have to think the world has is on pins and needles waiting for information like this.
EDIT: Meh…nevermind. People are getting super uptight about it. Part one is it.
Ages ago, on some awards show, Chris Isaak tried to plant a big ,sloppy, unwanted, wet one on Cameron Diaz. I recall her making comments about his breath being less than fresh. So, Scott, though your idea is funny, in the vein of “Simpson’s did it”: Diaz did it.
Scott, all I can say about your choice is “Your comic; your choice.” I love the comics; I love the forums, usually. You have a very successful webcomic; I’m thinking you can be trusted to make your own decisions. Lead on, Captain!!
I don’t know why, but I find it hard to believe that people are still willing to force their beliefs down the throats of others. Bad Breath is just silly, there’s nothing at all offensive. In fact, I thnk of like, Mad Magazine. It’s too bad the internet didn’t have a douchebag detector, but then, I guess there’s be no one online.
Way to ruin fun, DivinoAG. Don’t forget to tell all the kids that Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy aren’t real.
Jackass.
P.S. Hopefully no kids are reading this >.>
Freekin crybabies, I found the comment in the show funny. I was looking forward to Scott’s little jokes about it. Anyhow, to all you whiners I find celeBRATies offensive.
Everybody acts like they don’t like South Park and that they don’t make fun of people with and without good reasons.