EXTRALIFE – By Scott Johnson

Just when I thought it was just the terrorists that were totally retarded, saying the storm had joined the Jihad, it seems that you can turn Katrina into anything you like if you just have the balls gumption to say so publically. People drive me crazy. (Thanks, Dobsky)

Forget Jedi Knights and distant, computer-generated worlds – the new frontline in the battle against the Empire is Wisconsin, where fearless law enforcement operatives have been purging the streets of shifty-looking Galactic Stormtroopers bearing laser rifles.

The link. (Thanks Vlad)

I just can’t see how you can rebuild New Orleans? I mean just look at this 3mb shot of the flooding? Its totally mind blowing.

Looks like the big robot takeover has had a minor setback.

Islamic extremists rejoiced in America’s misfortune, giving the storm a military rank and declaring in Internet chatter that “Private” Katrina had joined the global jihad, or holy war. With “God’s help,” they declared, oil prices would hit $100 a barrel this year.

Thanks to Brian for sending me this lame freaking insight into the broken mind.

How’d you like to find this in your grilled cheese sandwich?