Today’s Comic: “Zombie Claus”

December 17, 2008
Today’s Comic:  “Zombie Claus”

About this comic

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Having more Santa fun. Something about Zombie Santa moaning and trying to give intestines to holiday shoppers made me giggle. See it here.

18 Responses to Today’s Comic: “Zombie Claus”

  1. Beefmaster says:

    Man am i floored in wonderful bewilderment at each new christmas doodle.(meaning doodle in a positive manner)

  2. mercator says:

    I guess you leave brains out instead of cookies?

    Forget naughty and nice. Zombie Claus wants to know who is smart or dumb.

    %He’s checkin’ his list,
    he’s makin’ a chart,
    he wants to know who is stupid or smart…
    Zombie Claus is comin’ …%
    FOR YOU… GNNNNHHAA!”

  3. mercator says:

    What is the return policy on intestines?

  4. Zorbane says:

    I do NOT want to ask what those things falling out of the intestines are…ewww

  5. BrianD says:

    I do believe there is a 14 day return policy for opened human corpses. Any body that is returned within that time gets a store credit, instead of a refund.

  6. Eric says:

    @mercator: LOL! :D

  7. Andrei says:

    LOL
    Maybe that’s not an intestine. It could be a HUGE tapeworm…

  8. bryan says:

    Is he holding his own colon?

  9. DaveP says:

    He knows if you’re living,
    He knows if you’re afraid,
    He knows if your brains taste good,
    So be scared for goodness sake!

    Ohhhh..
    You’d better go run,
    You’d better go hide,
    You’d better grab a shotgun,
    I’m telling you why,

    Because, Zombie Claus is coming to town!

  10. Heh, reminds me of a Santa I once saw in a department store window. It had a hideous rubber mask, and my father and I agreed it looked like some taxidermy student got a hold of ‘Nick’s corpse, stuffed, and mounted it.

    It looks like we have another instant classic here. You’re on a roll… eh, bad choice of words, heh heh.

  11. Bearbutt says:

    ^Observes from afar.

  12. Alkey29 says:

    Left for dead holiday edition

  13. BlackguardSpork says:

    There’s a hunter in the room…

    Nice one, Scott!

  14. doc says:

    what ever happened to comics with..punchlines? or even jokes?

  15. Pineapple Farmer says:

    That’s gross.

  16. Decker says:

    I’m wallowing in the ever increasing morbidity of your Christmas drawings.

    You secretly hate all things jolly don’t you Scott?

  17. Samantha Jane says:

    ROFL … thinking of getting this christmas cardized for next year!

    • Fozia says:

      Merry Christmas Bob to you and your family. You got me there I just came here beucase I thought it was your birthdayActually they didn\’t know the birthday of Jesus A roman festival was \”Dies Natalis Solis Invicti\” which was celebrated on the 25th of December. This festival commemorated the birth of the Persian God of light. A roman emperor Constantine, who was in the beginning a pagan, merged many traditions of festivals with the text in the Bible and this is probably the reason that Christmas is celebrated on the 25th of December. I respect Christianity but many people don\’t live up to what\’s in the bible.Sorry I had a couple of wines and than I try to get smart. Better stop now Go back to party

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