Having more Santa fun. Something about Zombie Santa moaning and trying to give intestines to holiday shoppers made me giggle. See it here.
Man am i floored in wonderful bewilderment at each new christmas doodle.(meaning doodle in a positive manner)
I guess you leave brains out instead of cookies?
Forget naughty and nice. Zombie Claus wants to know who is smart or dumb.
%He’s checkin’ his list,
he’s makin’ a chart,
he wants to know who is stupid or smart…
Zombie Claus is comin’ …%
FOR YOU… GNNNNHHAA!”
What is the return policy on intestines?
I do NOT want to ask what those things falling out of the intestines are…ewww
I do believe there is a 14 day return policy for opened human corpses. Any body that is returned within that time gets a store credit, instead of a refund.
@mercator: LOL! 😀
Maybe that’s not an intestine. It could be a HUGE tapeworm…
Is he holding his own colon?
He knows if you’re living,
He knows if you’re afraid,
He knows if your brains taste good,
So be scared for goodness sake!
You’d better go run,
You’d better go hide,
You’d better grab a shotgun,
I’m telling you why,
Because, Zombie Claus is coming to town!
Heh, reminds me of a Santa I once saw in a department store window. It had a hideous rubber mask, and my father and I agreed it looked like some taxidermy student got a hold of ‘Nick’s corpse, stuffed, and mounted it.
It looks like we have another instant classic here. You’re on a roll… eh, bad choice of words, heh heh.
^Observes from afar.
Left for dead holiday edition
There’s a hunter in the room…
Nice one, Scott!
what ever happened to comics with..punchlines? or even jokes?
I’m wallowing in the ever increasing morbidity of your Christmas drawings.
You secretly hate all things jolly don’t you Scott?
ROFL … thinking of getting this christmas cardized for next year!
Merry Christmas Bob to you and your family. You got me there I just came here beucase I thought it was your birthdayActually they didn\’t know the birthday of Jesus A roman festival was \”Dies Natalis Solis Invicti\” which was celebrated on the 25th of December. This festival commemorated the birth of the Persian God of light. A roman emperor Constantine, who was in the beginning a pagan, merged many traditions of festivals with the text in the Bible and this is probably the reason that Christmas is celebrated on the 25th of December. I respect Christianity but many people don\’t live up to what\’s in the bible.Sorry I had a couple of wines and than I try to get smart. Better stop now Go back to party
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