Today’s Comic: “JLA Minus One”

June 9, 2008
Today’s Comic: “JLA Minus One”

About this comic

Ahh…poor Aquaman. Suck a dork. Dork of the sea. And now, he is no more.

23 Responses to Today’s Comic: “JLA Minus One”

  1. Sokkratez says:

    Why the hate :( It’s not his fault he can’t survive out of water! And have you ever tried to throw a punch under water? It’s frickin’ hard, dude! Somebody’s gotta keep Black Manta in check!

    I think you’re Habitatist, dude.

  2. Turtlepants says:

    My goodness, that looks really painful for the fish

  3. dennis says:

    Does that fish have both a blow hole and gills? It is evolution in progress clearly, getting ready to leave life at sea for a lush L.A. condo on land.

  4. IronYam says:

    I’m still waiting for an Aquaman movie.

    *fingers crossed for next summer’s superhero smash hit*

  5. Agent Eggroll says:

    Any chance we can get a wallpaper of the comic, Scott?

  6. wolfgang says:

    Suck a dork? Didn’t some ELR establish the fact that a dork is a wale penis? *awwwkward*

  7. dman0001 says:

    That could be a whole series- lame superheroes meeting their demise in lame fashion

    As far as the water heroes goes – Namor FTW

  8. Alex says:

    How come you love drawing fish so much Scott?

  9. Offlink says:

    I was totally just talking to my friend about how much Aquaman sucks.

  10. Salvitore says:

    I really don’t want to know why his underwear is laying on the ground there.

  11. Valek says:

    OH NO!!! someone peed in the ocean!!

    *cue hero music*

    DONT WORRY AQUAMAN WILL SAVE YOU!!!!

    yeah…some hero….

    “say whats your powers”
    “” I can breath underwater and talk to fish “”
    “*blink blink* yeah…next!!!”

  12. Davad says:

    Bwaahhahaahaa….I love it. The fish looks especially smug. The hand…snicker….love the hand too.

  13. James P. says:

    I LOVE the look on the fishes face. Thank you, my friend, you are a hero for ridding us of that vile Aquaman!

  14. Flabob says:

    It’s about time!

  15. Telythugy says:

    Problems is not that we have to deal with the fact that Aqualad is the NEW Aquaman.
    Stupid fish missed one :P

  16. Icesnake says:

    @ wolfgang: “Whale.” Not wale. I’m pretty sure “wale” is the bumps in corduroy. Or part of the country of Wales.

  17. Tlalock says:

    Hahaha @ Wolfgang, my thoughts exactly.

    One of these days your spelling errors will get you into trouble, Scott! :P

    Anyway, agreed about Aquaman. Lamest. Superhero. Ever.

  18. Crosshare says:

    “You’re gaying up the ocean in that thing.”

  19. Who wants to suck a dork?

  20. CDRaff says:

    What I want to know is who took off Aquaman’s Speedo. Really the fish could not have done it. Just think about it.

    Poor fish…

  21. I agree with dman0001
    a “heroes meeting their demise” series would be terrific, scott!

  22. Tyler says:

    Suck a dork? That made me laugh harder than the comic.

  23. mercator says:

    I agree the typo ‘suck a dork’ is pretty funny. I never got the whole point of aquaman. He seemed like a “oh wait, we need a water superhero to meet our quota’ kind of addition. Never made much sense. A movie of him would go over as well as speed racer’s did…

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