Not what you thought

August 19, 2013
Not what you thought

About this comic

Snapchat is funny. My entire impression before installing was that it was nothing more than an easy way for junk showers to show their junk for a few seconds before the message self destructed, Mission Impossible style, so that your junk would never be shown again. That is, until you decided to show your junk again. In which case, I really don’t know what I can do for you.

I was wrong. Oh sure, plenty of that is probably going on, but there’s a rather large (maybe majority) set of humans NOT showing their junk. Unless you count lunch, your pet, the strange store you’re in, or your shoe…as forms of “junk”.

It’s an easy method to stay in touch in a quick and dumb way with my daughter, and get weird and funny stuff from fans. Which reminds me, you can Snapchat me at dingus1969. That’s all.

Oh, and check out the discounted Breaking Bad package on the store. Saves you like 20% or something on that set!

16 Responses to Not what you thought

  1. Kelseer says:

    “Why do you want to see wieners dad?!”

  2. Jake says:


  3. Neill says:

    ….”Saves you like 20% or something on that set!..”

    Scott does math!!!!

  4. Greg says:

    “Put the phone down and walk away”

    If I had a dime for everytime I said that to my dad. Oh, and how many times I’ve had to tell him that he didn’t win the Nigerian, UK or Australian lottery…

  5. The Espi says:

    From now on i’m captioning every snapchat with “My junk”

  6. drelkins says:

    So, you started an account on a service you though was for wieners with the user name ‘dingus1969’… I’m curious as to how you expected that whole scene to play out?

  7. coffeebot says:

    You nailed his sullen look there. Dad has a dirty little secret.

  8. Dave Rave says:
    Why doesn’t iPhone apps show up easily on the iPad, that extra button …

  9. Dave Rave says:

    But then we all can’t be dingus, spose I can add the month too
    dingus196101 naaaa

  10. Bill Murphy says:

    Well Dad, take out your wiener and snap away!
    Barry Manilow’s “One Voice” starts playing in the background…

  11. Paldasan says:

    Actually for the teen market that is exactly what snapchat is for, well not just wieners but all the sorts of bits and pieces that they feel the need to send each other now, and of course one ‘savvy’ programmer wrote a program that allows you to save these images that are supposed to be trashed.

    • Giovanna says:

      Bahaha, love the tribute title- Ryan sehowd me that clip and we keep joking about it That’s awesome that you were able to sneak in a manicure despite all of the recruitment craziness As silly as it sounds, I miss that time! I had a blast with all of my sisters, even if we spent days upon days together And spinning out is always a big scare. I spun out in Ryan’s car the first few months we were dating and I almost totaled his car. I wonder if I had, if he still would have married me?!

  12. Vake Xeacons says:

    Who would have thought people would use that site to secretly be un-gross? What’s this world coming to?

  13. Mad-Bassist says:

    On a positive note, you could still run for mayor!

  14. Falos says:

    Wang gallery? I thought that’s what every game with custom logos, characters, vehicles, and environments were for.

    Minecraft, Modern Call of Battlehonor, Spore, even the next EverQuest has players lined up and ready to sculpt their own phallic majesty.

    What I’m trying to say is the cock circus is no surprise – even I’m beat by the previous generation.

    This one goes out to my elders, photocopying their butts an hour after the machine was invented.

  15. Jon Bauer says:

    This made me laugh. I actually sent a picture of my cat via snap chat to Scott.

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