About this comic
I promise, no more Watchmen jokes, and no more blue wiener jokes. Just had to get this one out of my system. EDIT: I should make something clear. I don’t think that people are afraid of wieners. I think they are just incredibly distracted by them. “What did that guy say?” “I don’t know, I was too distracted by that blue wiener again.”
God help us all.
There’s nothing wrong with Watchmen jokes… especially when they’re funny.
Agree with Gene. I think Dr. Manhattan is gonna be a running gag for some time to come. Wait until the coming Halloween or when the syndicated shows come around next season. I’m thnking Big Bang Theory, South Park, or Simpsons may have something to say about big blue
I thought it was funny!
LOL – nice -
And bring on the Watchmen jokes, a funny joke is a funny joke. Looking forward to Star Trek, Terminator, and Wolverine jokes by the truckload in May
To be fair the blue wiener did get too much screen time in the movie IMO.
I agree with dave… I’ve seen enough blue weiner to last my entire life
Oh you silly Americans and your silly irrational fear of wieners
@Vamuli: Oh you Europeans and your irrational willingness to sit around chatting with each other with all your wieners hanging out of your pants.
@Scott: Oh, you silly Johnson and your name that sounds like wiener.
hehe…Johnson. Long distinguished johnson!
I didn’t think the weiner was bad at all. It was kinda like watching the statue of David floating around; not really offensive or disgusting imo.
btw, I am American.
I don’t get it what you all have agaisnt it, are you so homophobic?
@Antimon: No. Do you prefer people around you whip out their dingus and wave it around your face while you try and talk about the weather and politics? No judging…just curious.
ok heres an idea for next halloween, paint urself blue and when they ask u what u are, say “dr manhattans blue johnson” xD
If someone waves their wiener around, I will just think they are from a very odd culture and embrace them for it.
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Not literally though.
LEAVE DR MANHATTAN ALONE!!!
Made me lol.
Nice one!
Penis
There I said it
LOL! Yeah, it’s not good that the watchmaker’s pendulum is what most people will remember the movie for. Sure, there was the exploration of the dark side of human nature, the idea of slaughtering millions to save billions, and I think there was a breast or two somewhere, but dammit, they played the wiener card!
more blue wiener Scott? come on
Yes. MORE blue wiener! MORE! MOOOOORRRRREEEE!!!!!
@ Antimon
Just because someone does not want to watch a dangling participle swing across the big screen doesn’t make them homophobic. Homophobia is a irrational fear of homosexuals, hence the word phobia. I just don’t know too many men that enjoy staring at dongs.
Personally I was not at all bothered by Long Jon Blu-wang. Because it was glowing blue it did not seem as real as it would have been had it been actual color, had it been I would have been more uncomfortable, like I was with watching the sex scenes with the hottie with my son in law sitting next to me. I like cheesecake but it was uncomfortable. But what I do get bothered by is all this Homophobia -hysteria. “Oh you didn’t like the big blue dick”, you must be a homophobe – or in the closet. BS!
I am glad that they made the movie uncompromising and true to the novel. If the director had given into the execs and made it an anti-terrorism, iraq war metaphor then I would have been ticked. I want movies based on subject matter to be faithful to the subject matter, and in that case it meant brutality, nudity, sex, dark themes, and a modest size big blue wang. I just feel bad for Jon that he always has blue balls
I feel bad for the guy who got shafted with front row seats.
I hardly noticed downtown Manhattan (As I call it), but when they had the big sex scene I began to get annoyed/bored and was just wishing they’d get it over and done with.
There was WAY more blue wiener in the movie than in the novel, and much more detailed blue wiener too.
Dcorbin come on man try not to use the word ‘shafted’
I dunno man, me thinks the blue wiener jokes have jumped the shark. This one felt forced.
I agree. totally forced.
Really not against nudity in movies. Hell I’m connected to the internets.
But what a few of my friends are against, is that the movie wasn’t consistant. He was naked most of the time, but then had underwear on at other points.
Okay I understand that he knows everything and doesn’t see the need for unnatural clothing. But either be naked all the time or always wear the thong.
I saw it in the movie only like once.
@PURR
There are times in the book where they tell him to wear clothes. but most of the time he couldnt care less because he is detached from humanity and human convention